Pairs well with bitterness.

The sandwich board outside Trader Joe's says $2.99 for a bottle of Charles Shaw is the best deal in town. . . well, this town. We know differently. Here, you may be "three dollar Charles" but in California, you were just "two buck Chuck."

OK, we know we've covered this territory before but it still smarts.

And we really don't know why you would choose to advertise the city's shortcomings in this way. NYC, we know you have rats the size of cats but I don't think you should celebrate that either.