Don't be afraid, I only want to suck your lichen!

To the casual observer, this may look like a deer with a pair of cheap vampire fangs. It is not. This is an actual animal called a musk deer. Those things sticking out of his mouth? His canine teeth.
Yes. It's a real thing. Go look it up . . . No, it's fine. we'll wait . . . Or here, look:

See? We're not making it up. And while he might look goofy, apparently he's a little stabby with those teeth. So if you see one in the wild, do not provoke him. Especially if he's with Bunnicula.