Wednesday, September 7, 2011

I sense a class action suit around the corner

Mrs. Burg was a little under the weather last week. As part of her regimented "getting better" routine, she opted for some orange juice one morning. It might have been the headcold, but she felt a great deal of distress and confusion when examining the carton:

For a moment Tropicana Corporation's flagrant disregard for clarity had poor Mrs. Burg in a tailspin. Had she opened it wrong? She DID use the straw hole, but the arrow is pointing elsewhere . . . what are these people trying to pull!?

If you or a loved one has experienced similar distraction and anxiety due to this labeling error, please contact coolhandburg immediately. We may have a case on our hands.

No comments:

Post a Comment