So there's this bull down in the Financial District (it's not on Wall St., Karen can give you the details so ask her if you want the full story*) and tourists think it's really funny to touch his, well, ok . . . let's start here: Erik wanted to take a picture of Mrs. Burg being gored by the bull. That would be funny . . . and tasteful. But, the bull was too crowded by jackasses doing stuff to his, um, stuff.
*Courtesy of "Inside the Apple", it's really the gift that keeps on giving, right? Right?